How to make Amish friendship bread:

1. Read ALL the instructions.
2. Ensure that you possess all ingredients required.
3. Realize that you do not have one key ingredient.
4. Turn oven off (v. important for not burning the house down).
5. Eat gummy worms.
6. Transfer 1 cup of starter mix to each of 3 gallon-size bags.
7. Pour remaining starter mix back into original bag (as you do not possess all necessary ingredients).
8. Make sure your remaining starter mix actually goes INTO the bag rather than ONTO the counter.
9. Clean the counter of spilled starter mix.
10. Discard original bag.
11. Start the 10 days over with one of your 3 starter bags.
12. Distribute other 2 bags to friends (thus FRIENDship bread).
13. Clean out refrigerator.
14. Make a peanut butter sandwich and get on Tumblr.
15. In 10 days, try again.