the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

"Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…"
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via 500-days-of-autumn)




Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.



Throw me this party. Because Wednesday, September 3rd is my 25th birthday.


do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you


well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine


i bake



  • Me: Oh yeah! I'll be right over!
  • Me: *proceeds to binge watch netflix for an hour*
  • Me: Oh sorry I got caught up on the phone! Be right over.

Mannnn, I am freaking out. I thought I had class tonight, and I got here 20 minutes early so I could get situated and whatever. Now I’ve been here for 40 minutes, and I’ve seen one person. She came out of the room that my *schedule* says I have class in. There’s no window in the door, and the door’s closed, so I can’t see in it. I can’t access the course page on the school site because it’s not set up, and I haven’t gotten any emails from the professor.

I thought campus was only closed until 5:00 today, but now I can’t find that it says that ANYWHERE. Labor Day/No Classes is only posted on the school’s online calendar for the LAW SCHOOL, not for anyone else. So that’s a huge help. NOOOOT.