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  • 1: i'd bang you against a wall

Why do I procrastinate planning my birthday party every year?

liquidmeth:

That awkward sexual tension between you and someone you’ve dated like hi how are you i’ve seen you naked and i’ve heard you moan my name you look great

New pharmacy tech thinks she can change the way we do things, even though she only works once a week.

NOT IN MY PHARMACY.

Pretty sure I was sitting next to Macklemore in philosophy class today.

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

becausebirds:

Shake what your momma gave ya

becausebirds:

Shake what your momma gave ya